I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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