i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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