College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
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