Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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