she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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