His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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