i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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