even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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