im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Randomize
