Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
My penis needs a shock collar
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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