Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I have feelings that need drinking.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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