I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
