So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
a search helicopter?!
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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