I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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