You're completely useless in the revolution.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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