Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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