So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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