There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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