i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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