I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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