The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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