I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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