Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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