I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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