Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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