Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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