Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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