well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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