what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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