I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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