Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
What a dumb baby whore.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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