No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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