I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
