i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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