you turned your livingroom into a bong?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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