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i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm going to jail i love you
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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