I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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