She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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