Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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