can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
i think im in europe. pls send help
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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