? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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