How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just had sex bonerless
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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