I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
He kissed a someone with a penis
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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