Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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