dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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