What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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