Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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