I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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