Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
We got so high we made milksteak
tonight lets celebrate not being married
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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