I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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