Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
How naked do you want me to be?
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