For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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