I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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